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keyholekatebaron

Oldest kitchen utensil still in use

Had my Tower Pressure Cooker for over 43 years still in use.,bought it in Helensburgh,Scotland. Now they have automatic timers on them still wouldn't be without it stew in 20 mins. marvellous! Any...
16:02 Tue 28th Feb 201216 answers, last by Valeriea 17:04 Wed 29th Feb 2012
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chaptazbru

Just watched Corrie - does anybody else think Tracy's new lodgers Beth and her son are going to be the next comedy characters?

What WAS that boy doing with the cornflakes ??
20:05 Mon 27th Feb 201257 answers, last by curlyperm11 18:01 Tue 06th Mar 2012
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jeremy1711

Cryptic - Towns & Cities of England

eg Sounds as if everyone here is on hunger strike. Ans : Nuneaton 1. It sounds as if he is leaving Devon 2. Unsightly Yorkshire town? 3. More than one centre to this town 4. Lancs town which is well...
11:05 Tue 28th Feb 20129 answers, last by quinie 15:06 Tue 28th Feb 2012
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micmak

How do people on benefit survive?

I posted last week about my bills. Gas and Electric £400+ Car Tax £160 TV Licence £145.50 Today the water bill arrived. £412.24 Still to come, Council Tax. Am I missing...
22:50 Mon 27th Feb 201266 answers, last by Bedsit-Bob 19:52 Sat 28th Apr 2012
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keyholekatebaron

Unfortunate Names

Once knew a Mr.Pick---initial was R. was he round the bend? Once knew a Dr.Soul---initials were A.R. say no more! Once knew a Mr.Coker-was a coal merchant. Anymore funny names and occupations anyone?...
21:30 Mon 27th Feb 201272 answers, last by sidkid 16:37 Wed 29th Feb 2012
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keyholekatebaron

More Names

Anyone know a Miss Ryder christened JOY...He! He!
22:31 Mon 27th Feb 20124 answers, last by Jemisa 00:01 Tue 28th Feb 2012
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marval

2050

2050. Eric is at home with his mum. Eric: Mum, why is there a rectangle in the wall? Mum: That's called the front door darling. You can go through it to the outside. Eric: What's the outside? Mum:...
14:50 Mon 27th Feb 201213 answers, last by zebo 23:03 Mon 27th Feb 2012
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d9f1c7

Room 101.....

What would you put in? I have a lot but I'd start with bleeding caravans!...
10:42 Sat 25th Feb 201251 answers, last by erin-x 07:02 Sun 26th Feb 2012
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Mk22

Is this the most stupidest answer you've ever heard on the weakest link?

It did make me laugh though.
16:51 Sat 25th Feb 201293 answers, last by boxtops 19:06 Wed 29th Feb 2012
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d9f1c7

"High" Petrol Prices in the US..

Average prices now $3.61 for a US gallon, that's about 95 cents a litre which is about 60p! Boo bloody hoo! How is that expensive? http://news.sky.com/h...news/article/16176723...
11:07 Sat 25th Feb 201214 answers, last by FredPuli43 18:32 Tue 28th Feb 2012
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EvianBaby

Anything good on the box

Tonight?
19:28 Thu 23rd Feb 201228 answers, last by SpikeyBush 23:03 Thu 23rd Feb 2012
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smurfchops

Coach trip

What a strange assortment of human beans on Coach trip today .....
17:51 Thu 23rd Feb 201211 answers, last by DaisyNonna 19:56 Thu 23rd Feb 2012
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d9f1c7

RBS bonuses

How can they have a bonus if they made a loss?
10:48 Thu 23rd Feb 201221 answers, last by modeller 23:53 Thu 23rd Feb 2012
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marval

10 Words That Don't Exist, But Should

1. AQUADEXTROUS (ak wa deks'trus) adj. Possessing the ability to turn the bathtub tap on and off with your toes. 2. CARPERPETUATION (kar'pur pet u a shun) n. The act, when vacuuming, of running over a...
21:43 Wed 22nd Feb 201259 answers, last by The Builder 17:35 Thu 08th Mar 2012
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dennisb66

OMG

Flying to Tenerife on Friday morning,have taxi booked for 10.45 to EM Airport thinking ETD was 1420. Just been checking documentation and realised that ETD is 1000hrs.Just rebooked taxi for 0630am.OH...
10:01 Wed 22nd Feb 201210 answers, last by bookbinder 20:10 Wed 22nd Feb 2012
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maggiebee

Students

Written on student reports: It's impossible to believe that the sperm that created this child beat out 1,000,000 others. The wheel is turning but the hamster is definitely dead. If this student were...
22:28 Tue 21st Feb 20127 answers, last by zebo 19:01 Wed 22nd Feb 2012
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starone

Why we love children

1. A nursery school pupil told his teacher he'd found a cat, but it was dead. 'How do you know that the cat was dead?' she asked her pupil. 'Because I pissed in its ear and it didn't move,' answered...
23:50 Tue 21st Feb 20124 answers, last by marval 21:06 Wed 22nd Feb 2012
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anotheoldgit

Government crackdown on school absentees.

http://www.dailymail....-including-fines.html While I agree something should be done about truancy, I am not sure what I think about parents taking their children out of school to take advantage of...
10:51 Sun 19th Feb 201241 answers, last by owdhamer 02:58 Tue 21st Feb 2012
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Smowball

Some of the finest double-entendres ever aired on British TV and radio

These are all 100% true. I thought they were hysterical! 1. Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator: " This really is a lovely horse - I once rode her mother" 2. Pat Glenn,weightlifting...
15:44 Fri 17th Feb 201234 answers, last by seadogg 20:39 Fri 17th Feb 2012
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maggiebee

Grumpy Old B

Got to have my daily moan or I'll go nuts. Steve Wright in the Afternoon - does it annoy anyone else that he says "skelington" instead of skeleton? Know it's supposed to be funny but just...
15:56 Fri 17th Feb 201230 answers, last by shoota 23:40 Sat 18th Feb 2012

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