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Cheatin' Johnny

In class one day, Mr. Johnson pulled Johnny over to his desk after a test, and said, “Johnny I have a feeling that you have been cheating on your tests.” Johnny was astounded and asked Mr. Johnson...

bob561941

The Mail On Sunday Sir Lancelot Sunday September 29Th 2013

1a Schemes, intrigues ?o?i?a???s 19a Breathing rate.heartbeat etc ?i?a? ??g?? 22a Continuing drama ?????? TA...

starone

Some More Thoughts

1. Ever wonder about those people who spend $2.00 a piece on those little bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backwards:NAIVE *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* 2. Isn't making a smoking section in a...

excelsior-1

Stranded On A Desert Island

On a desolate island in the middle of nowhere, the following group of people are shipwrecked: 2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman 2 French men and 1 French woman; 2 German men and 1 German woman; 2...

bountyboy

Can anyone please explain in basic English how the scoring system is worked. Ok I get the 15 30 40 game stuff. Why does it jump about so much. Why not 1 2 3 game. And while I'm here what the hell is...

nicki1804

Delta Airlines, Connecting Flight In Atlanta From Dublin

Hi, Im a bit confused about my connecting flight to Charlotte, NC from Atlanta, USA. i fly out of Dublin airport, Ireland on 16th feb AT 8.40AM and arrive in Atlanta around 2pm with a 2hour 15min stop...

Chipchopper

Ufo Crash Landing

It was a rainy and windy evening, the temperature began to plummet as the sun sank behind a thick thunder cloud in a rural area in the county of Norfolk England A flying saucer hovered over a US air...

starone

The nervous priest

A new Priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak. After mass he asked the Monsignor how he had done. The Monsignor replied, "When I am worried about getting nervous on the...

dotty.

does gail read ab i wonder?

we came up with the lewis/penny scam the other day,mmmmm

magicmick

The T word

Saw a old friend today he had a large bump on his head, I said "what happened to you" he said "this chap started throwing words at him that began with the letter T" he went on to...

LochNessMonster

The British gutter press what's your view folks ?

Personally I have never bought a newspaper in over 20 years.

Jemisa

The Pub Bet...

Two blokes were in a pub , and they were both watching the television when the news came on. It showed some bloke on a bridge who was about to jump, obviously suicidal. "I'll bet you £10 if...

pillj123

funny adverts

Advert bloopers The name Coca-Cola in China was first rendered as Ke-kou-ke-la. Unfortunately, the Coke company did not discover until after thousands of signs had been printed that the phrase means...

sinderella

one free new law for every person

if you were able to have one law made what would it be?

SOMMERS

Charity Quiz - Cryptic, anagrams or straightforward !

Hi Abers, These are towns or cities in England, Scotland or Wales.All for a charity quiz. Jane was his second wife (9) Harry, one message (7) Mr Fords finest (8) Hit hard (4) On the job, not right...

martinjr

Mathematics - cube root

Can any member provide a method for calculating a cube root for numbers with 4 or more digits, e.g., 2345, 23456, 234567 etc?

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