Letter to Microsoft

marval | 17:32 Thu 19th Jan 2012 | Jokes

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This letter is from a non computer literate person.

We have bought a computer for our home and we found problems, which I want to bring to your notice.

1. After connecting to internet we planned to open e-mail account and whenever we fill the form in Hotmail in the password column, only ****** appears, but in the rest of the fields whatever we typed appears, but we face this problem only in password field. We checked with the hardware vendor and he said that there is no problem in the keyboard.

Because of this we open the e-mail account with password *****. I request you to check this as we ourselves do not know what the password is.

2. There is a button 'start' but there is no "stop" button. We request you to check this.

3. We find there is 'Run' in the menu. One of my friend clicked 'run '
has ran up the stairs! So, we request you to change that to "sit", so that we can click that by sitting.

4. Is there any 're-scooter' available in the system? As I find only 're-cycle', but I own a scooter at my home.

5. There is a 'Find' button but it is not working properly. My wife lost the door key and we tried a lot for tracing the key with this ' find', but unable to trace. Is it a bug?

6. Please confirm when you are going to give me money for winning 'Hearts '(playing cards in games) and when are you coming to my home to collect your money.

7. My child learnt 'Microsoft word' now he wants to learn 'Microsoft sentence', so when will you will provide that?

8. There is 'Microsoft Office' what about 'Microsoft Home' since I use the PC at home only.