Mother Said.... (18)

Jemisa | 23:46 Sat 02nd Mar 2013 | Jokes

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A little boy & a little girl are playing doctors & Nurses behind the shed
They are both stark naked.
The little boy's mother comes around the corner, and catches them.
She grabs her son by the arm, and drags him into the house.
Spanking him the whole way. When they get back to the house she sits him down,

She says to the little boy "don't be messing about' with those little girls vaginas.
They've got teeth down there, and they'll bite off anything that get near it.
"
Well the little boy grows up still thinking' this. He gets to senior school. He
falls in love. He's 17 Years old, and still a virgin.
Now he's 21, and he asks his girl friend to marry him. Still a virgin.
He's 24, It's now his wedding night, and he's still a virgin. They go on their
honeymoon, and now they're in bed. Their foolin' around. When he gets off he
rolls over and turns off the light. His wife says " hang on , just a minute
aren't we going to have sex? " He says "no, my mother told me about you
women, you've got teeth in your vaginas. " She says "no I haven't , if you
don't believe me turn on the light and take a look . " So, he turns on the light and
she shows him. She says "well "
he says
"No wonder you haven't got any teeth, look at the state your gums are in "