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[TWR]

Paddy decides to take up boxing and goes for the required medical. A
few days later the doctor 'phones and says
"Paddy, you realise you've got sugar diabetes."
Paddy says, "Nice one, when do I fight him?"




It was hard getting over my addiction to the Hokey Cokey. But I've
turned myself around and that's what it's all about.


A Muslim bloke I work with was bragging he had the entire Koran on DVD.
Being interested, I asked him to burn me a copy. Well, that's when it
all kicked off!



Paddy caught his Wife having an affair and decided to kill her and himself.
He puts the gun to his head, looks at his Wife and says "Don't laugh,
you're next!!"


An Irishmen wanting to become a Priest went to see the Bishop who said
"You must answer 3 questions on the Bible".
"1st - Who was born in a stable?"
"Red Rum" he replied
"2nd - What do you think of Damascus?"
"It kills 99% of all germs" he replied.
"3rd - What happened when the disciples went to Mount Olive?"
"That's easy" he said "Popeye kicked the Sugar out of them!!"



Little boy gets home from school and says "Dad, I've got a part in the
school play as a man who's been married for 25 years."
His Dad replies "Never mind Son. Maybe next time you'll get a speaking
part!!"



Two Irishmen looking through a mail order catalogue.
Paddy says "Look at these gorgeous women! The prices are reasonable too."
Mick agrees "I'm ordering one right now"
3 weeks later Paddy says to Mick "Has your woman turned up yet?"
"No" said Mick "but it shouldn't be long now though. Her clothes
arrived yesterday!!


Might make you smile.

[chaptazbru]

Love these TWR, especially the second two !

[marval]

Good ones TWR

[TWR]

I'm in a happy mood today, so I thought I would find a few for you all.