My New Girlfriend....

[BANANASPLITS]

My new girlfriend came up to me as I was stacking washing powder in Tesco. She said:

“You lying sod, you told me you were a stunt pilot.”

“No I didn’t” I replied, “I told you I was in the Aerial display team.”

[spathiphyllum]

hahah love it :)

[kvalidir]

That's funny :) x

[BANANASPLITS]

And clean x

[retrocop]

She obviously wasn't Dazzled by his Bold reply which bought cold Comfort to him

[BANANASPLITS]

Lol