For Sale

[marval]

For Sale: Grandfather clock, only one part missing. Second hand.

I was climbing the stairs earlier when I thought to myself. ‘Why don’t I just walk up them like I usually do?’

I have recently started a new job in middle management. I am a dietician.

I tried to read a book today on the history of sellotape. But I couldn’t find the beginning.

I met a soap star today. It was the woman from the Dove adverts.

I have just watched a movie called ‘The Vice’. It was gripping stuff.

My mate has just finished building a structure that holds water. I said, “Well done.”

Whenever I go sailing I always take my inflatable pink and gold sparkly feather boa in case I fall overboard. It’s my flambuoyancy aid.

I can’t believe Pretzels are knot bread.

Finally I will leave you with a word of warning. Beware.

[maggiebee]

Well done marval, some crackers there.

[Patsy33]

Haha.... love them!
I'll leave you with two words of warning...
"Look Out"!