A Few More

[Rondy]

My co-worker just called me while I was in a meeting.
He said he wants to change his name to Spinal Column.
I said "I'm busy right now, so I'll call you back".
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My Sat nav just told me to turn around.
Now I can’t see where I’m driving.
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I married my wife for her looks.
Though not the ones she been giving me lately.
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My uncle was a lion tamer.
When he went bankrupt they took everything, but he’s still got his pride.
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My wife said, "Can you get some bleach, washing powder and some shake and vac while you're out?"
"Can you not wait until you’ve opened your Birthday presents tomorrow?" I replied.
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