Canaries

[Rondy]

The thing I love the most about the hot weather is the short skirts and low cut tops...

But I'm told they do make me look a bit camp!
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Bad scene on the beach today. Man & wife had a row with kids there. She hits man in the head & it kicked off. Big brawl & someone called police. Copper pulls a baton but the guy snatched it off him, hit the copper then his wife. Suddenly a crocodile appeared & stole the sausages.
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Did you know that there are no canaries in the Canary Islands? And the same thing applies to the Virgin Islands...

There are no canaries there either!
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[Canary42]

:-D