Pet jokes

[JockSporran]

Q - Where do you take an ant with a sore jaw?
A - Stoke mandible hospital :-)

Got any better ones?

[Quoi]

How long did the little piggy take to get to market?

'bout a weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek!

[excelsior]

clever

[JockSporran]

Thanks Quoi.

Q - What do you give a pig with a rash?
A - Oinkment

Q - What do you give a sick bird?
A - Tweetment

Q - Where do you take a sick horse?
A - Horspital

Please, come on people, I'm only trying to lighten things up.
It doesn't matter how corny they are, let's hear 'em, huh?
Come on now.