How to wash your cat

[starone]

1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl...

2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

3. In one smooth movement put the cat in the toilet and close the lid. You may need to stand on the lid.

4. At this point the cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this!

5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a 'Power-Wash' and 'Rinse'.

6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.

7. Stand well back, behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift the lid.

8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.

9. Both the toilet and the cat will be sparkling clean.

Yours Sincerely,

The Dog

[maggiebee]

Made me laugh - will store this advice away for the future!

[Euphemia]

Oh you macho hound!

[weecalf]

was this in paint your wagon cat b loo

[RATTER15]

Sooo mean to pussy but still made me laugh.

[moonraker558]

Sounds good to me.

[Carakeel]

Sooo funny! Not sure I would like to be a cat though!

[keithlbw]

Reminds me of "HOW TO GIVE A CAT A TABLET"
http://www.mamarocks....e_your_cat_a_pill.htm

[marval]

lol

[starone]

Lovely, keith, even funnier. I laughed all the time I was reading it and anyone who has ever tried to give a cat a tablet will be able to empathise with it.

[keithlbw]

Yes....been there tried that....lol

[boxtops]

Hmm, the cat fraternity are on your case.....

[emmie]

indeed, and had the marks to prove it.

[keithlbw]

To a dog you are one of the family.
But to a cat --- You are one of the staff.