More Creatures

[marval]

A bit of advice: never read a pop-up book about giraffes.


If you want to know how many bees Noah had... check the Ark Hives


What do you call a panda deep in thought?
A ponda.


Every time the doorbell rings, my dog goes and sits in the corner.
He's a boxer.


I saw a dog doing his business in my garden.
Didn't even know they could use laptops.


I tried to find out exactly how loud my dogs bark was.
But I could only get a ruff estimate.


Is a hippopotamus really a hippopotamus or just a really cool opotamus?


I love the new sport of fighting marsupials with each other.
Mortal Wombat.


A bear went to a hospital after all his hair had fallen out, the receptionist said he needed to see a specialist,
eventually he was referred.


Our dog can find anything.
It's a Labragoogle.


Llamas are going to destroy the Earth.
It's the alpacalypse.


I've just subscribed to Sheep Farmers weekly magazine.
I was delighted to receive a free pen.


I robbed a bank this morning. Got myself an otter and a couple of ducks.


One of the neighbours found my cat's tag the other night.
I didn't even realise he'd been doing graffiti.


I got thrown out of Chester Zoo for making a parrot laugh today.
Its polly tickle correctness gone mad.

[excelsior-1]

very good, however that last one - ouch!

[Svejk]

I like the last one & the first one will come in handy in the pub.
(There's always someone with a black eye.)

[Fanriffic]

The last one is my favourite. LOL ;o)

[seadogg]

referred bear, love it, depending on what they stuck it back with he could have been a Honey Bear. Do black bears suffer racial prejudice?