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The Doctor And Lion Story
Guy: 'Doctor, my girlfriend is pregnant but we always use protection and the condom never broke. How is it possible
Doctor:
'Let me tell you a story. There was once a hunter who always carried a gun wherever he went. One day he took his umbrella instead of his gun and went out. A lion suddenly jumped in front of him. In order to scare the lion, the hunter used the umbrella like a gun, and shot the lion and killed it!'
Guy: 'Nonsense! Someone else must have shot the lion.'
Doctor:
'Good! You understood the story. Next patient, please.'
Doctor:
'Let me tell you a story. There was once a hunter who always carried a gun wherever he went. One day he took his umbrella instead of his gun and went out. A lion suddenly jumped in front of him. In order to scare the lion, the hunter used the umbrella like a gun, and shot the lion and killed it!'
Guy: 'Nonsense! Someone else must have shot the lion.'
Doctor:
'Good! You understood the story. Next patient, please.'
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