Could everyone who wants me to have a look at their avatar please form a line outside this cafe, he he.
Oh God I'm crying with laughter...! First that stripper vid. While I was watching it I was laughing hysterically but I was also filled with great envy that it wasn't my name... then I returned to the posts and saw
Neti in a something. Pique. And then
Vinny's Neti pot... Mercy!!
As long as we're giving gifts to
Neti, here's a
new mop for you.
Long time no see
Jude...? Can't you sign in, Jude? It's slow here too. Sometimes it helps to hold the control key down when you're doing something that involves opening a new window (such as for signing in, for instance.)
Oh hush now
Robinia, it's understood that
Vinny is wasted on here... and quite often too... but hey, long as he ain't aggressive or anything... (Seriously though: That high resolution art site was sensational, Vinny.)
Had lunch with some ladies yesterday. One of them is a very old (as in longstanding) friend, and she had made me a chanterelle soup amongst other things, oh yummy. (Will everybody please stop going on about that Marigold bouillon, I want it so much now! It isn't hydrogenated either?) After we'd eaten, my friend got up from the table only to screech to a halt with a lost look about her - she'd forgotten what she was going to do. We tried to help her reconstruct her thoughts, as you do, and guess what she says:
I don't know! I was sitting here - and all of a sudden I got up!
Can't stop laughing at you either,
jno: "Sorry if I haven't spelt anything out sufficiently." Oh Lord. I feel a declamation coming on:
continued below, as soon as I've typed it in...