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cheeky garden
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I want to create a garden based on rude plant names. for example . Golden Showers, Bastrard Toad Flax, Wankelii, Cockburni anus... etc .....etc.... any suggestions apart from get a life you sad b£$%*rd.
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...Or the annual favorites... Black Negligee cimicifuga, Fishnet Stockings coleus, Dutchman's Pants, or the equally infamous (I kid you not) Gomphocarpus physocarpus... commonname is "Hairy Balls". Naughty scarlet cyclamen would be a good choice, as well as Little Wart, Lung Wart and other associated warts... or even Nipplewort. And the indignant...
22:50 Fri 30th Oct 2009
...Or the annual favorites... Black Negligee cimicifuga, Fishnet Stockings coleus, Dutchman's Pants, or the equally infamous (I kid you not) Gomphocarpus physocarpus... commonname is "Hairy Balls". Naughty scarlet cyclamen would be a good choice, as well as Little Wart, Lung Wart and other associated warts... or even Nipplewort. And the indignant stinking willy (jacobaea), snotty gogs (yew berries) and bum-pipe or pissabed (common dandelion). Not to be left behind ... Shagbark (common in the U.K., less known here in the U.S.), Knobweed planted next to the demure Virgin Thistle... and the suspicious Knobweed amongs the vibrant Sitcky Willys.. which Sexy Rexy English Rose