2+2+2 =7

[retrocop]

A teacher said to Johnny,
"If I give you two cats and then two more cats and another two cats how many cats do you have?"
Johnny. "seven sir"
Teacher. "No listen again.I give you two cats plus two cats and another two cats.How many cats are there?"
Johnny. " seven sir"
Teacher. "Lets do this another way. If I give you two apples then two more apples and another two apples how many apples do you have ?"
Johnny."six sir"
Teacher. "Great. So if I give you two cats and two cats and another two cats how many damn cats do you have?"
Johnny." seven sir".
Teacher. "Oh for God's sake.How the hell do you keep arriving at seven cats?" asked the teacher angrily.
Johnny replies angrily," Because I already have an effing cat sir!!!"

[mrs_overall]

I'm adding that one to my repertoire!

[Psybbo]

I like it too!

[tonyav]

So do I have an effing cat, so that makes eight.

[retrocop]

tonyav
From what Knowledge I have gained about ABers cat ownership I am sure we can get 1001 cats (not Dalmatians) before midnight. :-)

[Mamyalynne]

I have no cats but do have a bowl of apples.

[tonyav]

I'll swap you, Mamya.

[Mamyalynne]

Have you got a pineapple?

[tonyav]

No, but I can get one.

[retrocop]

Mamyalynne
But Johnny got that right.Only six so there won't be anymore unless some one on AB has two bowls of apples. :-) xx

[Mamyalynne]

Deal!

[Fusion5]

Lol lol

[retrocop]

I had a very green courgette when I was younger but it dropped off as age progresses. :-(

[Mamyalynne]

All water is a courgette, has no bant.

[tonyav]

Yer on, Mamya. flea powder included.

[maggiebee]

Bought a pineapple today Mamyalynne. Swap you for a melon.

[Mamyalynne]

Nooooooooo- just the pineapple, not the cat.

[Mamyalynne]

No melons, got some grapes though.

[Psybbo]

I ate my Granny Smith today

[tonyav]

Nooooo Mamya the cat comes free with the pineapple.

[Mamyalynne]

Don't want it.