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[FredPuli43]

Ed. Good luck with the one that says posts should be on the topic ! We do tend to wander (or is that wonder; never know which is which) on here!

[slinky.kate]

i say it all the time bambiagain

[tonyav]

If you leave a crumpet long enough will it turn into a strumpet ?

[Bambiagain]

Then, Kate, the answer to your question must be yes.

[dustypuss]

What hand is best for scratching your bum? Left or right.

[excelsior-1]

i use someone else's

[Mamyalynne]

Sardine tins - the bane of my life!!

[tonyav]

Yep, those blasted key are a pain in the butt.

[Mamyalynne]

Haven't tried the butt method.

[slinky.kate]

should you leave the 'eyes 'in your baked potatoes so you can see what your eating,

[tonyav]

Always works for me, mamya.
Do the bump do the bump !

[Bambiagain]

I keep hearing that the weather we are having over here has moved over from Great Britain. Well, I don't like what we have at the moment. I'd like to send it back - do you think I can post it?

[NoMercy]

Take 600mg of Ibuprofen and monitor the situation.

[tonyav]

For how long NM.

[Traci66]

No bambi, it is classed as dangerous.

[Bambiagain]

Oh, b****r. Would I be able to use a courier, then?

[Traci66]

You may have to pay quite a bit of vat to ship it in, wouldn't be worth it, keep it where you are.

[Bambiagain]

I had a nasty feeling you might say something like that. I still don't understand how you manage to send it over here, though.

[Hopkirk]

Sally James

[Traci66]

Rules don't seem as strict about imports in other countries.

[Bambiagain]

Well, the Germans always obey the law - unless they can get away with not getting caught.