Updated Site Rules

[FredPuli43]

Ed. Good luck with the one that says posts should be on the topic ! We do tend to wander (or is that wonder; never know which is which) on here!

[Hopkirk]

Before you ask, I do not want any stamps or a mobile phone top up.

[rowanwitch]

This is Fortnum and Mason young Hopkirk we don't do such things

[humbersloop]

You know who you are, so I'm appalled by some of the posts on this thread, it comes very close to bullying imo.

Could I be pregnant?

[gness]

Well Humber, only you know if you have had a cucumber in the pinny pocket.

[rowanwitch]

or a gherkin in your merkin

[gness]

Or a cauli in your dolly.

[venator]

vivandorron - we are watching you.

They who divulge the secrets of the First Church of Answerbank often come to a grisly end....

I'm looking for a suitable ceremony to pronounce a fatwa or two....

Signed - The Pope of the FCoA <]:-)

[venator]

Only joking, possibly....

[rowanwitch]

Oh bu66er I've organised the hit now...

[venator]

I might put the Gnomovah's Mattresses on to you, though...

[venator]

That's OK, Rowan, that big spikey thing you're holding will do the job nicely...

[rowanwitch]

What Redman?

[vivandorron]

I have my doubts that the most recent postings from supposedly Pope Venator are genuine. Not one of them has

Ron.

[rowanwitch]

Mine are real

[vivandorron]

I shall not be at Gnome for the next hour. Going for counselling in respect of this thread.

Ron.

[jno]

Ron is off to the gnomes' victory celebration, I see

http://icanhascheezbu...he-pink-flamingos.jpg

[Charity]

He started it.

or

Someone hacked into my account.

and

Takes one to know one.

[rowanwitch]

oooooh get her.....

[Charity]

I've just been told off for laughing (seriously)

[rowanwitch]

I am all on my own here.... no one knows what I am up to....except you lot of course