Updated Site Rules

[FredPuli43]

Ed. Good luck with the one that says posts should be on the topic ! We do tend to wander (or is that wonder; never know which is which) on here!

[vivandorron]

Thanks boxtops for the last nights advice. Hope you got my earlier posting in this twisted thread.

Ron.

[sunny-dave]

32waist "flange"

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[humbersloop]

It's SOOooo unfair!!

I went for my pedicure, and when I took my boots and socks off afterwards, it'd all smudged. Should I complain??

[Maydup]

Be thankful you didn't have a boot full of Garra Rufa fish Sloop.

[Psybbo]

sunny dave can you give us your removed answer

[Barmaid]

I've not had a visit from Aunty Flo for nearly 9 months, I've got a really big belly and every now and again I feel a kind of kicking from inside, I've done 42 positive pregnancy tests.

Could I be pregnant?

[Psybbo]

Consult a good solicitor and take it from there, also get your strange neighbour an ASBO

[vivandorron]

The evenings are now drawing-in and now I'm going to draw myself off to bed.....Tomorrow is another day to draw upon thoughts of whether to draw pictures, pints of beer, crossbows .....I must stop drawing out this nonsense.

Good night all ...Ron.

[Psybbo]

night ron. forget crossbows

[vivandorron]

ok sibton...Change 'crossbows' to read 'crosswords'.....Oh! No, No, we don't want cross words in this thread.

Ron.

[Psybbo]

Cross words are ok ron if we are angry

[venator]

Morning guys and guyesses - there seems to be a disturbing hint of relevance and sense in some recent posts. This must be stamped out before the thread becomes sensible...

[venator]

I am a fish and I live up a tree. I am a fish and I live up a tree. I am a fish and I live up a tree. I am a fish and I live up a tree. I am a fish and I live up a tree. I am a fish and I live up a tree. I am a fish and I live up a tree. I am a fish and I live up a tree. I am a fish and I live up a tree.

[albaqwerty]

Are you pregnant?

I am a mole and I live in a hole.

[humbersloop]

My boots are full of Garra Rufa fish. Will my feet go wrinkly?

[albaqwerty]

Only if you ask them nicely.

[DTCwordfan]

"Don't talk to me about a man's being able to talk sense; everyone can talk sense. Can he talk nonsense?"
William Pitt

[Charity]

I've run out of dessicated coconut - can I empty my pedegg into the macaroon mixture instead?

[rowanwitch]

Charity that is the most revolting answer I have ever seen... I am not squeamish but I nearly threw up my coffee

[Charity]

Look away now - I'm in a 'Friday mood' :0)