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[FredPuli43]

Ed. Good luck with the one that says posts should be on the topic ! We do tend to wander (or is that wonder; never know which is which) on here!

[maggiebee]

Is that plain or purl

[rowanwitch]

but does it sut ure

[tonyav]

Stop embroidering the facts.

[Charity]

I'm in stitches

[vivandorron]

Hi boxtops, Just a little digression from the present theme of this thread.

Thanks for having given to me, last night, words of comfort.

My sins have been confessed to Pope Venator and he has given me absolution.

Ron.

[Psybbo]

Ron, what penance were you given?

[tenrec]

That's a tapestry of life.

[excelsior-1]

sew?

[tenrec]

I think Ron is embroidering the truth.

[tenrec]

What have you done with Viv. Is she under the patio?

[tonyav]

Hope you lot arn't trying to hem me in.

[tenrec]

No we are going to stitch you up!

[gness]

Sorry I was on a different thread.

[tonyav]

I miss Dot Cotton.

[excelsior-1]

i see you have just cottoned on

[maggiebee]

Are you trying to pull the wool over my eyes?

[excelsior-1]

no.

you are needed as a material witness

[tonyav]

I see this thread has started to turn all wooly now.

[Psybbo]

tony, you are a wolf in sheep's clothing

[slinky.kate]

where can i find a dress maker to fix the straps on this kilt