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[FredPuli43]

Ed. Good luck with the one that says posts should be on the topic ! We do tend to wander (or is that wonder; never know which is which) on here!

[humbersloop]

Do you have to be called Burke to get into Burke's Peerage?

[Bambiagain]

Or do you have to be one?

[humbersloop]

^ boom tish!

[Bambiagain]

Why is there only one Monopolies Commision?

[vivandorron]

Hopkirk....Too many people in this thread are gassing on about irrelevant matters, so they may have overlooked your contribution which was on the subject matter which prevailed. I thought it appropriate and humorous

Anyway to digress, if that is permitted, I have heard about Computer Cookies, and would appreciate an easy recipe to follow, as I am planning to have a party with unusual item on the menu.

Ron.

[boxtops]

A few bytes of this, ron, and a few bits of that :-)

[tonyav]

Well I like Choc Chip myself, Ron.

[vivandorron]

Recipe...Computer cookies.

[boxtops]

Yes,......... a byte of this and a bit of that.....

[Bambiagain]

I think the first thing on the menu should be a good primordial soup

[vivandorron]

Sorry boxtops that you have had to repeat your original posting to me. I thought I was 'Googling' but it came up in AB. Must have a word with



Ron.

[FredPuli43]

How much should the Tooth Fairy leave for a milk tooth? Is this a matter for the Office of Fairy Trading?

[FredPuli43]

^^ or Trade, even!

[Psybbo]

Hello Fred

[NoMercy]

Can someone tell me where the toilets are, please?

[Psybbo]

Ballcocks, where's the plumber when you need one?

[Bambiagain]

Up the corridor, third door on the left.

[Bambiagain]

Oops, sorry, that'S the gents. Ladies is second on the right.

[tonyav]

Oi there's a Lady that looks just like NoMercy just walked in on me, while I was in the gents !