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[FredPuli43]

Ed. Good luck with the one that says posts should be on the topic ! We do tend to wander (or is that wonder; never know which is which) on here!

[albaqwerty]

Do you get a free Mars Bar pack?

[maggiebee]

Would love to get pregnant but at my age it would be a bl00dy miracle. Bacon sarnie anyone?

[FredPuli43]

I do hope it's twins. I always go for 'buy one, get one free'.

[tonyav]

Yes alba.
Maggie try a bit harder !

[Psybbo]

bogof then fred x

[Bambiagain]

In the case of twins it's more like buy one, pay double for the next umpteen years.

[Bambiagain]

I'll take the bacon sarnie if it's still on offer, thanks very much.

[albaqwerty]

Salad cream or Mayo with it?

[Bambiagain]

Ooh, I haven't had salad cream in years. I'll take that, thanks.

[Psybbo]

Has to be brown sauce alba

[tonyav]

Well the DNA test says the father is Bridget Bardot ?

[Hopkirk]

Deoxyribonucleic acid

[albaqwerty]

Come to think of it, pedegg = decimated coconut

[albaqwerty]

easy for you to type Hoppy. Have you put the toothbrush back ?

[Bambiagain]

A watched pot never boils. Especially if you forget to turn it on.

[tonyav]

Why does the pot keep on calling the kettle Black, when it knows full well that it's Silver ?

[Hopkirk]

It took me a while to extract it, Alba.

[Maydup]

Just wanted the last word. Well for tonight maybe.

[Sipowicz]

And I'll have the first one of today!

[mrs_overall]

Used tea bags and WD40 will solve the problem