Updated Site Rules

[FredPuli43]

Ed. Good luck with the one that says posts should be on the topic ! We do tend to wander (or is that wonder; never know which is which) on here!

[tonyav]

Is Saturday for sitting ?

[craft1948]

Is it unnatural that when your daughter brings her new boyfriend to meet you you think "Nice bum?"

[tenrec]

Is Tuesday for Chewing?

[gness]

That would make Wednesday married.

[mrs_overall]

is tonyav called tonyav because his name is tony...and he drives a (clapped out) Avenger?

[Bambiagain]

Then you should consider Fridays.

[tonyav]

Oi ^^^^

[tonyav]

From now on I want it to be known that I tonyav will now be known as Anthonyav.

[Bambiagain]

Don't you have to sanction a change of name with Ab Editor?

[gness]

Oh yeah Anthonyav. And Gness will become Mas de Vigneron.

Ok I`m off Boxy.......hides.............

[Kiki-frog]

Does anyone know where I've put my keys?

[tonyav]

Yep, there with your phone.

[Bambiagain]

In the fridge.

[albaqwerty]

nah. breadbin.

[mrs_overall]

kiki , I know where they are



...where you left them

[tonyav]

Under your ''Welcome mat ''.

[Charity]

Have you looked in the thingumabob behind the wotsit & checked under the thingumajigs up the doodah?

[Charity]

If so, you could be pregnant.

[boxtops]

Treacle pudding

[maggiebee]

I had a spotted dick