Updated Site Rules

[FredPuli43]

Ed. Good luck with the one that says posts should be on the topic ! We do tend to wander (or is that wonder; never know which is which) on here!

[wolf63]

Gregg's hot chocolate is really nice

[Psybbo]

Sticky toffee pudding

[sunny-dave]

Spotted Dick

[Psybbo]

Where?

[tonyav]

Where did you spot him, dave.

[albaqwerty]

my husband complains about my wild locks at night. Would it be OK to use boyfriend's string vest as a hair net?

[Bambiagain]

Doesn't your husband have a string vest you can borrow? Or does he know about the boyfriend?

[Psybbo]

No strings attached, then?

[tenrec]

Would you adam and eve it?

[Psybbo]

I'll go to the foot of our stairs

[gness]

And who`s on the naughty step today?

[tonyav]

You could have pushed me over with a feather.

[tenrec]

A watched pot never boils

[Bambiagain]

I tried that once. It didnt work.

[chi-chi66]

hubble bubble toil and trouble

fire burn and cauldron bubble

[Bambiagain]

Before the aprostophe police spot it... didn't

[Bambiagain]

I hope the spelling police have the night off, too.

[Psybbo]

Police here?

[tenrec]

Bl00dy police everywhere these days.

[chi-chi66]

no..just sting