Updated Site Rules

[FredPuli43]

Ed. Good luck with the one that says posts should be on the topic ! We do tend to wander (or is that wonder; never know which is which) on here!

[sunny-dave]

Cheese Straws

[Bambiagain]

My widowed father has a girlfriend who has moved into his house and now she says he should disown me and my brothers and sisters and leave everything to her. How much would it cost to take out a contract on her?

[TWR]

Hell Fred, make sure you spell it right, you know what this lot is like?

[Psybbo]

Fred we're wandering where you are, hello TWR

[chi-chi66]

waitrose...you get a bunch of flowers

maybe its cos I'm pregnant....

[FredPuli43]

I'm still looking for my ferret. Didn't I mention that ? Answers to Archie, walks with a limp.

[chi-chi66]

ask tonyav..he's got one from somewhere lol x

[Bambiagain]

What is the topic, by the way?

[Psybbo]

Topic what's that

[Mick-Talbot]

cheese straws ?

That doesn't make sense.

[Psybbo]

Limp Archie, hello Fred

[chi-chi66]

T r O P I C a l Storms..oooooh

[Arksided]

I thought that good grammar was dead...

Hell Fred, make sure you spell it right, you know what this lot is like?

Spell it correctly and you'll be safe ;-)

[humbersloop]

Well, I couldn't find it anywhere...

[albaqwerty]

The request contains a URL that is too large

The mind boggles.

[humbersloop]

Black pudding fritters on a bed of cous cous dressed with balsemic vinegar.

Now that was a dinner party show stopper, I can tell you.

[FredPuli43]

The sharpest critics of the elks are ones themselves. Not many people think of that.

[Bambiagain]

Still trying to deconstruct that sentence, Fred. Do you mean the sharpest critics of the elks are elks or are critics? Does it really matter in the great scheme of things? Do I have to think about it?

[wiltsman]

Where's everybody gone?

[Traci66]

When was this resurrected?