Updated Site Rules

[FredPuli43]

Ed. Good luck with the one that says posts should be on the topic ! We do tend to wander (or is that wonder; never know which is which) on here!

[RATTER15]

Im Spartacus!!

[woofgang]

Damn those atheists

[mccfluff]

barbarian stew

take the haunch of 4 barbarians through into vats of wine and leave - go drink ale somewhere and forget about the stew

[Lie-in King]

I live barbarian stew

[Kiki-frog]

600mg ibuprofen and monitor. But don't forget to wear clean knickers in case you get taken to hospital

[Wharton]

It's probably where you left it.

[rowanwitch]

•Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves.

-Bible (NewTestament)
St Matthew 7:15.
•But go rather to the lost sheep of the house of Israel.

-Bible (NewTestament)
St Matthew10:6.
•Behold,I send you forth as sheep in the midst of wolves: be ye therefore wise as serpents, and harmless as doves.

-Bible (NewTestament)
St Matthew10:16.
Didn't know they were intoi sheep in such a big way

[Mamyalynne]

What did the Barbarians ever do for us.

[Kiki-frog]

It was a blustery day in Answerbank-under-the-Wold, and it was raining non sequiturs

[sunny-dave]

.. one leg's both the same ?

[DTCwordfan]

I'm Rebekah Brooks and I am listening in.

[marval]

Who wrote the Answerbank trilogy?

[maggiebee]

Believe Mrs O has a quill poised - poor platypus

[Kiki-frog]

I'm David Cameron and I'm crapping myself

[sunny-dave]

Is it because I is black ?>:)

[rowanwitch]

http://www.theanswerb...uestion1143098-3.html
on page three typo of the month

[DTCwordfan]

Lots of Love, David, Rebekah xxx

[Kiki-frog]

No, it's cos you is an owl

[woofgang]

makes a change from cleaning up the crap left by Tony Bleurgh et al.

[anneasquith]

IMHO. no should not have been banned.