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[FredPuli43]

Ed. Good luck with the one that says posts should be on the topic ! We do tend to wander (or is that wonder; never know which is which) on here!

[woofgang]

well we used to have sing alongs???
I''ll start

High on a hill stood a lonely goatherd....

[boxtops]

My cat's moulting

[EcclesCake]

Yodel-hee,
yodel-hey,
yodel-hey-hee-hoo

[shoota]

Does anyone know when summer starts?

[boxtops]

what, 2013, eccles?

[Mamyalynne]

7am - I repeat 7am on a Saturday morning, there should be a law against it.

[sunny-dave]

Bottle of Blue Nun Sequitur ?

[Sipowicz]

I could tell she was a lady 'cause she moved the dishes first!

[boxtops]

Like nibble said earlier - Luton.

[sunny-dave]

I have been away for a while, but now that I am back can anyone fill me in on the last 3 years.

Are the old characters still around - I don't seem to see 'quogger', 'plonky', 'wobbles' or 'doom-biscuit' posting at the moment?

[humbersloop]

It'll end in tears. Dump him for good this time.

[sunny-dave]

CAN ANYONE HELP PLEASE

[Baldric]

LUTON................OMG!!!

[shoota]

I came home from school and found Mom and Dad in bed together and now I'll never eat quiche again. Do you think I might be pregnant?

[humbersloop]

My dad got a 50cc honda moped off ebay. Are the lights meant to be on all t he time?

[Charity]

I helped my father in law put fertiliser on his rhubarb - could I be pregnant?

[chi-chi66]

ask sunny-dave

[vivandorron]

For Personal Attention of tenrec

Please ignore some of the silly comments which are being made in this thread. Unfortunately you have posted in the wrong section, but I will endeavour to answer your questions.

Regrettably, I do not know what is meant by PMSL but, up to a point, I go along with the advice which your mother has given to you in respect of Birth Control. However, keeping your legs crossed does require a great deal of strong will and could result in circulatory problems developing. My advice would be that you keep both feet on the ground and your knees pressed tightly together. Forget about Birth Control pills when Aspirin can be quite as effective; that is providing you can keep one firmly held between your knees during all social intercourse. You may find it difficult on occasions, but a small piece of chewed gum on both sides of an Aspirin has helped many inexperienced young ladies to retain their virginity.

Ron.

[humbersloop]

Why does the Dalai Lama never look surprised? I mean, it's not like he's seen it all before is it?

[sunny-dave]

Adjust the chain and spray with lube ...