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[FredPuli43]

Ed. Good luck with the one that says posts should be on the topic ! We do tend to wander (or is that wonder; never know which is which) on here!

[askyourgran]

I watched a TV programme in 1982 about some survivors, and the tune went der der der deee deeeddeer, can you tell me what it was. ta ><)))o>

[DTCwordfan]

Will Naomi become the next Archbishop of Canterbury?

Will Venator take over Eggs Benedict in the Vatican?

Will I become Mormon?

Will goodlife take over the Jehovahs?

[humbersloop]

Virtual fiver on this thread making the thousand mark inside twenty four hours?

[Mamyalynne]

Billiards!

[boxtops]

Breath of fresh air, sloopy - but I'd bet it does, too!

[Traci66]

Make it a tender Humber and you're on.

[humbersloop]

^^ was that the one where they had to eat each other ayg? I saw that, it was horrible.

[Traci66]

Bl00dy auto correct ... Tenner

[venator]

No takers, Sloopie, signed Paddy Power

[tenrec]

My mum said I should go on the pill. I'm only 14 and have trouble keeping it between my knees while having sex. Could I be pregnant?

[tonyav]

No make it a monkey.

[Maydup]

Stephen Fry
Frank Sinatra
Meryl Streep
Elvis
Steve Redgrave

[tenrec]

I can't keep a monkey the council don't allow it.

[boxtops]

Right, sloopy bets a fiver and traci is bidding a tender. Sloopy, can you do with a new tender?

[humbersloop]

a tender's the little boat what you tie on the back of a bigger boat traci - mr sloop'd have me guts for garters!

I'll go a tenner with you though ;)

[venator]

Anyone got a recipe for entrecote de Traffic Warden?

needed urgently

[Bambiagain]

I wouldn't give it that long

[humbersloop]

Doh! Gob shut, foot on floor sloopy!!

[askyourgran]

Yes zombies etc, but I can't remember the name of the tune they played while they were eating the people.

[venator]

14 across AARDVARK