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[FredPuli43]

Ed. Good luck with the one that says posts should be on the topic ! We do tend to wander (or is that wonder; never know which is which) on here!

[NoMercy]

I had calamari with my mate today.

[boxtops]

Nelson Mandela would be a good place to start

[Mosaic]

Tell my mam I never did them things

[DTCwordfan]

in honour of Jemisa and marval:

Guy goes into see the doctor:

"Sqad, Sqad, I've got a billiard ball up my rear end."

"600mg of Ibuprofen and monitor it. Oh, could you get the bloke at the end of the queue to come in next."

[Maydup]

Its always best to water in the morning, they get cold very quickly in the evening.

[DTCwordfan]

welcome back NoM - did that cost you a _quid?

[boxtops]

^ or a squid :-)))

[askyourgran]

Six squid.

[humbersloop]

Right tone, monkey on midnight tonight.

[Bambiagain]

Venator, my best recipe say not to forget to peel them The uniform tastes horrible.

[venator]

You can't get the bricks these days

[EcclesCake]

I fancy a vodka n coke.

Can I say that one here with out people thinking I'm gay?

[tonyav]

Easy money sloopy.

[NoMercy]

Lol. Thanks, DT.

[venator]

Thanx Bambi - that's where i was going wrong

[tenrec]

How much petrol do I need to travel from Carlisle to London?

[tenrec]

I will be going on the train.

[venator]

Eccles cake - of course not - here's an umbrella and a maraschino cherry

[humbersloop]

Did I tell you I worked in a bookies after Biba?

[venator]

tenrec - I wouldn't start from there if I were you