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[FredPuli43]

Ed. Good luck with the one that says posts should be on the topic ! We do tend to wander (or is that wonder; never know which is which) on here!

[craft1948]

Tom Jones came on the radio

That's disgusting............

[EcclesCake]

I've just got a new cat, I'm worried though, it cocks it's leg and barks, have I been conned?

What should I do?

[craft1948]

^ Throw it in a pond and see if it swims...............

[Bambiagain]

Buy it a collar and lead or take it to a psychiatrist.

[Mamyalynne]

Will plaster of paris shift oil stains on vinyl?

[EcclesCake]

I love all you guys, good advice at every turn :-)

[chi-chi66]

I will never finish my 50 shades at this rate..

[tenrec]

My dad was a master baker. Is that illegal?

[chi-chi66]

It's not unusual craft!

[Bambiagain]

Talking of Tom Jones...

[Charity]

I've run out of vaseline - would it be alright to use beef dripping instead?

[Bambiagain]

Unless he's a vegetarian.

[EcclesCake]

Charity, ask your 'friend' if they are vegetarian before trying the dripping.

[Traci66]

Right the wine is calling me, will somebody PLEASE take note at what time this reaches the thousand mark and let me know.

[craft1948]

I don't think the 'dripping' bit sounds sexy.............

[Bambiagain]

I don't think it's right to question Charity's definition of sexy. What anyone likes to get up to behind closed doors is their own business. Only she, her partner and numerous AB member need ever know.

[Charity]

We've tried the dripping and a sink plunger but I still can't retrieve the blow-lamp - will A&E be busy at this time of night?

[Psybbo]

Extra virgin olive oil for a born-again virgin

[humbersloop]

Fair enough bambi, but look at the emotional mess we have to pick up next day..

[Maydup]

Pizza, chips and salad