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[FredPuli43]

Ed. Good luck with the one that says posts should be on the topic ! We do tend to wander (or is that wonder; never know which is which) on here!

[craft1948]

Could you fancy a 4'2" woman?

[venator]

Is that you, Spartacus?

[Psybbo]

Any old mares here want dandying?

[venator]

celery is good for the wind, and vice versa

[boxtops]

Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?

[venator]

Neigggg hhhhhhh

[sunny-dave]

I hope that is that a waist measurement ... ??

fubbychucker xx

[Bambiagain]

Are you sure they are mushrooms? If they're toadstools, is there anyone you have taken a particular dislike to?

[venator]

Thou art more cucumber

[tenrec]

Where's my magnifying glass?

[venator]

Theyr'e mine

[tenrec]

How long is a piece of string?

[Maydup]

He's a great role model, I'd vote for him.

[woofgang]

grrrr how do you DO that?

[Bambiagain]

Yes

[Mamyalynne]

Melon jelly won't set.

[sunny-dave]

Wobbly Wobbly Wobbly

[ladyalex]

It's horses for courses, IMHO.

[Maydup]

What a small world, I had a boyfriend who lived in Beltinge!

[Bambiagain]

What sort of melon are you using?