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[FredPuli43]

Ed. Good luck with the one that says posts should be on the topic ! We do tend to wander (or is that wonder; never know which is which) on here!

[humbersloop]

Ta rowan.

My problem with clutch bags is once you've got a pint in the other hand, you can't really swing a decent punch.

[tonyav]

Oi, pack it up ^^^^

[Charity]

It's much more feminine and attractive to beat your partners forehead with the heal of your white stilhetto shoe.

[wolf63]

I was just wondering by and I wandered if I should go back to bed or what? Could I be pregnant?

[Charity]

Yes :0)

[Charity]

My teenage son/daughter has not been entirely honest with me - has this ever happened before?

[woofgang]

could he be pregnant?

[venator]

Enter Neddy Seagoon, pursued by a bear..

[chi-chi66]

every time I get into my car, a womans voice says my name and tells me to
close the door..but there is no one there. My wife had been dead fo 10years
o you think its her ghost? any help appreciated.

[wolf63]

I's a girl !

[tonyav]

You are pregnant, chi chi.

[rowanwitch]

I've just cleared all the poles and russians from my fantasy football team

[humbersloop]

How do I take action against my ex when he is making false allegations that I battered him with a clog? I have never been in trouble before. thnak you.

[woofgang]

was it a beer batter or a plain one?

[mrs_overall]

How can I return to my home on Planet Tharg?

[wolf63]

If noodles are good for me why aren't Supernoodles extra good for me?

[venator]

Turn left at Coozebane, Mrs O

[humbersloop]

Well there was some beer involved but it can't be fair otherwise.

[mrs_overall]

One of lifes mysteries - why don't butchers sell tripe in the summer months?

[humbersloop]

Tripe mrs o? Now yer talkin'..