Updated Site Rules

[FredPuli43]

Ed. Good luck with the one that says posts should be on the topic ! We do tend to wander (or is that wonder; never know which is which) on here!

[Mamyalynne]

Pineapple and Pernod = bad move.

[tonyav]

mrs o the FM heels are a killer, and chi chi I am taking him to the vets !

[Psybbo]

Why is London?

[rowanwitch]

I've hurt my back delivering REdmans birthday present.... and I think my knees are stuck

[venator]

because not Birmingham

[venator]

Here's some patella oil... <]:-)

[Sipowicz]

Pineapple and Malibu = excellent move!

[rowanwitch]

Should I wear a simple silk slip or stockings and suspenders

[chi-chi66]

ask tonyav..

[sunny-dave]

Waxing ... will it make me go faster ?

[excelsior-1]

and then it walked away

[Psybbo]

How does one get Best Answer for Answer removed?

[Sipowicz]

What would you rather be or a wasp?

[jno]

influence, sibton

[Psybbo]

Ah thanks jno

[Charity]

If I don't finish my creme brulees with a blowtorch will they be poncey enough?

[humbersloop]

No but Machine Mart do good offers sometimes.

[wolf63]

Is it true that it is legal to throttle your own cat?

[Sipowicz]

You can tune a guitar, but you can't tuna fish!

[Charity]

Are breast implants made from recycled glaziers putty safe?