Updated Site Rules

[FredPuli43]

Ed. Good luck with the one that says posts should be on the topic ! We do tend to wander (or is that wonder; never know which is which) on here!

[missnemesis]

Offspring Jellyman, Jellyman Offspring.

[Bambiagain]

I have a t-shirt with the slogan "I am in shape. Round is a shape." Would it be deemed inappropriate to wear it to my next Weightwatchers meeting?

[Charity]

I'm not racist but......
Could you all sign my on-line petition to have blackcurrant jellybabies sent back to the factory where they were made.

[rowanwitch]

How do you have sex on a trapeze... I think the world needs to know

[Sipowicz]

You might say that, I couldn't possibly comment!

[Charity]

Trading Standard's have seized the barbed-wire cot mobiles I bought on ebay to resell in the pub. Should I tell the Jobcentre next time I sign on?

[rowanwitch]

I sold 200 pandora bracelets last week and 300 the week previously but I'm only doing it to make money while I am at college A friend told me I will be liable for tax... and could get in trouble as they are fakes surely this can't be right as I haven't got a business... I get the bracelets from a supplier from china but I know they are the real mccoy Mr ey con Yu seems a pleasant chap from his emails and I have to 50p each for them

[Bambiagain]

Venue change

The next meeting of the Association for the Protection of the Possessive Apostrophe will be held at The Greengrocers Arm's.

[Charity]

Thank's for that.

[Bambiagain]

Youre welcome.

[rowanwitch]

I think my neighbours are up to no good,, every morning he goes out carrying a bag gets in his motor and disappears for most of the day,,, his bird goes out with the kids soon after and they disappear too At weekends he cleans the car (removing evidence?) and I hear a lot of sounds coming from their house like motors running and she puts lots of sheets on the clothes line to hide what is happening in the garden, Her kids don't have a trampoline surely this is abuse especially as they don't have Ipods or mobiles and they are at least seven years old. I never hear the microwave pinging so I think she starves her kids and Stavros from the chippy has never served them so much as a saveloy....

They all have strange names too she is Jane and he is Martin and the kids are Amy and Samuel I mean whats wrong with normal names like Jaden and Kyle or Chelsee, kylie or biiliejo..

I dunno what they do for money cos I know they aint on benny as my mate Ange works there she's dead posh Ange got a bus pass n everything

Who should I report this 2 as I am worried my kids might see this and fink it is the rite way 2 carry on...

Shaz carter Romford

[Charity]

If they are not growing weed on their organic vegetable plot I'd say deffo.

[Charity]

Does wearing an orange hat count as 1 of my 5 a day?

[rowanwitch]

I bought a kitten from a dealer he said it was a maine coon but it now weights over 10 stone and is far stripier than expected,,,, should I be worried

Boo

[Sipowicz]

rowanwitch, i think you are showing the first signs of pregnancy!

[Bambiagain]

Oh, how cute!! Can you post a picture?

[rowanwitch]

Nah... I might be stagnant but can't be pregnant... Redman is expecting twins though (or it might just be the beer)

[rowanwitch]

here's tiddles aged 8 months
http://4.bp.blogspot....l-tiger_1600x1200.jpg

[boxtops]

I was going celebrate post 1415 as being the battle of Agincourt, but I missed it :-(

[rowanwitch]

the way things are going it won't be long before world war 1 starts