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[FredPuli43]

Ed. Good luck with the one that says posts should be on the topic ! We do tend to wander (or is that wonder; never know which is which) on here!

[rowanwitch]

my boomerang won't come back its like this thread a bit sticky

[tonyav]

My Dingo has just swallowed a boomerang, should I take him to the vets or do you think he may be pegnant ?

[rowanwitch]

Bang there goes another kanga on the bonnet of a van....

[albaqwerty]

You can get pegnant if you love loving on your own

[craft1948]

It's very sunny here today...............should I go to the shops topless or not?

[rowanwitch]

Has anyone warned fluff

[rowanwitch]

Theres a box in the cupboard under the stairs
Under the meters and old wellie pairs
It rattles when shaken theres something inside
its a very old box that can't be denied
It was taken out fron the cupboard so draughty
It was full of false teeth labelled property of crafty

[tonyav]

Bloody hell Sheila, there's a Koala in me Ute.

[AB Editor]

I meant to buy some grapes on the weekend but bought some raisins instead, if I soak them in wine will they turn back into grapes?

[tonyav]

Only if anyone would notice, crafty !

[rowanwitch]

No but they will taste very good in a fruitcake

[craft1948]

I've just had a very tall man in today.........he was 6'8".

[marval]

I don't think so Ed, I would just eat the raisins and drink the wine.

[ChuckFickens]

Is that 6 foot and 8 inches tall, or 6 foot tall and 8 inches?

[tonyav]

Thats pretty good for someone who is 4ft 4ins crafty.

[rowanwitch]

I think Craft might like to rephrase that statement

[AB Editor]

Thanks all I will soak them overnight as suggested.

[AB Editor]

sorry, wrong thread!

[craft1948]

I didn't ask about his willy Chuck..................

[albaqwerty]

If I soak them overnight, can I get pegnant?

Branibleach please for Crafty and her 6' 8",