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[FredPuli43]

Ed. Good luck with the one that says posts should be on the topic ! We do tend to wander (or is that wonder; never know which is which) on here!

[Charity]

When I told Derek Acorah that my grandad had gone over to the other side he said that he'd been reunited with my grandma - but I've checked and grandad's still living in Brighton with a phlebotomist called Leonard.
Is it possible that Derek was just making things up?

[Psybbo]

Maybe your grandad's not your grandad

[tenrec]

scandalous!

[wolf63]

I don't work for a living - I sponge off the state and it is nice.

I have just remembered that I have a Galaxy Ripple in the fridge - speak to y'all later.

[Bambiagain]

I still want to know, exactly how long is a piece of string?

[mrs_overall]

What did the Romans ever do for us?

[tenrec]

Bambi - it stretches to there and back again.

[Psybbo]

Who invented marigolds?

[tenrec]

aquaducts.

[shoota]

They gave us candles

[Bambiagain]

That's the first sensible answer I've had to that question, Tenrec.

[shoota]

and Abramovich

[tenrec]

four candles

[shoota]

and in the Gloaman

[Voulez-vous]

You should only use them once (or twice at a push) IMO. They are not made for repeated use. Anything over and above becomes unhygienic (once again IMO).

[gness]

My mother has trimmed our dog with the pinking shears. Should I have her put down?

[THEMOTLEY1]

Blessed are the blancmange makers

[Psybbo]

Fork handles

[tenrec]

I've had mine 3 years and I just put it in the washing machine with a tennis ball.

[Charity]

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