Updated Site Rules

[FredPuli43]

Ed. Good luck with the one that says posts should be on the topic ! We do tend to wander (or is that wonder; never know which is which) on here!

[mrs_overall]

No you don't

[tenrec]

Yes I do

[Charity]

Reported

[askyourgran]

Flouncing off.

[marval]

Is this thread longer than one of Mollies?

[Psybbo]

Wondered lonely as a cloud

[tenrec]

one of mollies what?

[tenrec]

Is it time for my medication?

[marval]

Yes, take them now.

[Charity]

I find your lefty-wefty, hoity-toity, silly-billy opinions as irritating as a sound thrashing with a fistful of stinging nettles - which, incidentally, is what I think you deserve.

A.Hitler (Mrs)

[shoota]

We've run out of coffee

[tenrec]

Marval I waited at the train station for over an hour this afternoon. You didn't turn up so I had to get a taxi home. I am not amused.

[marval]

I have some coffee, I will share for £100.00

[mazie]

Well you should be with ears like that ;o)

[Charity]

Is it safe to use Jeyes fluid to clean the Redbull stains out of a Tommy Tippee cup?

[askyourgran]

get a room.

[marval]

Sorry my driver got lost in the village of "Body under the Patio."

[tenrec]

Mazie I have two things to say - pot and kettle.

[Bambiagain]

My bottle of medication is empty. Time to put the dog out. Will this thread have reached 2000 by the time I take a look tomorrow?

[tenrec]

Quite possibly Bambi.