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[FredPuli43]

Ed. Good luck with the one that says posts should be on the topic ! We do tend to wander (or is that wonder; never know which is which) on here!

[Maydup]

I waited at a station once....

[marval]

It depends on the weather

[tenrec]

Maidup was it a brief encounter?

[marval]

Perhaps they had separate tables.

[Charity]

I bet you were chuffed

[marval]

This thread is really getting up steam.

[ladybirder]

What's the difference between a plum and a tomato?

[tenrec]

marvel-lous

[vivandorron]

People are still interrupting my line of thought.... About four or five pages back tenrec enquired where was Mary at the time Jack and Jill went up the hill....I was told that she was in the dairy and was stroking her hairy....Never really understood that one.

gness, This is positively the last time I help with homework because I know it's not yours and that you are posting on behalf of some little brat...
Please confirm that shovels are being used and not spades... It makes an awful lot of difference to the calculations.

sibton, It may have been Mary Gold who who developed the Marigold for medicinal purposes.

Charity, I've always understood that it was Felix Luhran who invented the Wankel....Wait a minute, it might have been Luhran Wankel, or was it Felix Wankel who was born in Luhran...To be honest I am slightly confused on this one.

Ron.

[tenrec]

Hairy Mary had a canary up the leg of her drawers.

[THEMOTLEY1]

Me too!

[marval]

I thought someone had stolen my garden when I came here, turns out I have just lost the plot.

[Maydup]

^^^ Reporting Ron for attempting to keep order ;-)

[tenrec]

Snitch!

[Charity]

Piston broke again Ron?

[Psybbo]

Reporting Maidup for reporting ron

[tenrec]

Will the pie taste the same if I use only 19 blackbirds?

[vivandorron]

Thanks tenrec for explaining.

Ron.

[tenrec]

methyl - how very dare you?