Missing Persons

[Robinia]

I think we should have a Missing Persons box where we can report ABers who have mysteriously disappeared.  If Ed has them in the dungeon we ought to know but if they've sneaked away on a jolly without saying they have to bring us back lots of  goodies.

Where is Cetti - anyone seen her??

[smudge]

Great idea Robinia - I didn't enjoy being in the AB Dungeon last week! They only fed me dried bread & luke warm water!

(You are so humorous)!

[Robinia]

Thanks smudge - it's often been said I'm a funny woman!

[THECORBYLOON]

I hope they're busy baking chocolate cakes.

[MargeB]

Some elephant ate em.

[netibiza]

SMUDGE - I thought you were out enjoying yourself last w/end and I was quite jealous.  You poor thing being stuck in the AB dungeon.  Is it true that Ed wears a leather mask and has a whip????

[smudge]

Ssshhhh neti - musn't let Ed know - but one of his Guards sneaked me out on the Friday night to have a good time at the Whitbread bash & wey hey was it good! Ed is a really scary bloke, but the guards are really nice & friendly - they even gave me some of their bread pudding!

Robinia - sorry, the truth's out now - I was on a jolly after all & I'm sorry I didn't bring back any goodies. Ed had starved me, so I ate up all the bread pudding!

[Robinia]

Aha smudge, you've been rumbled & so I reckon neti should be in charge of holiday forms - I don't think anyone's going to get past her!! 

[netibiza]

Oh no Robinia -I'm just too scatty for any responsibility.  Just lead me to the AB dungeon and Ed!!!