BiddyGrotto

[Robinia]

It seems we're not getting any changes on AB 'til after xmas so I've set up a grotto for us. Sorry it's a bit like a scene from Great Expectations but I've sprayed a few cobwebs silver & blown the dust off me doileys so please come in & sit down.
What do all the biddies/grumps want to find in their wrinkly stockings this year then? Do you like all this festivity or will you be the grumpy gran/grandpa from hell this year?
Please feel free to take a present out of the bran tub as you leave by the way. Contents may be unidentifiable....oops sorry...be varied.

[Robinia]

Oh nooooo! What was in that brandy bottle??....were any of you lot on your way to the docs by any chance??.....NETI!!

[gessoo]

Woofgang - it seems as if Biddybank is already up and running unofficially. The members are growing daily and even Ed joins in. Just shows what (old) people power can do! Remember Wolfy?! (or was is Foxy!!?)

[gessoo]

LOL Robinia!!! This would all make a lovely film script - UK's smash Christmas hit.

[Peri]

Everybodys up very early today. Dont you know you are allowed a lie in. You woke me up - look under the fake fur throw in the corner - yes thats me waving.

[shaneystar2]

HI peri and happy birthday.
Morning all fellow Biddys.
Don't panic Robinia ..I've got some Wincarnis somewhere.That will calm neti down.

Hello Dolly
t's so nice to have you back where you belong
You're looking swell, Dolly,
We can tell, Dolly,
You're still glowin', you're still crowin'
You're still goin' strong.
We feel the room swayin'
For the band's playin'
One of your old fav'rite songs from 'way back when.

Well I must go and rub my feet with some surgical spirit so I will see you all later.If I can find my way back !

[Robinia]

For heaven's sake don't give neti anything alcofrolic shaneystar!! I think I poured her 'sample' in me tea before I went to the shops & I've just been breathalysed by security in the CoOp.

[netibiza]

it's ok folks I'm normal (?) again now. Where is smudge she's been absent for days now.

[shaneystar2]

She is probably busy buying up hairnets,surgical stockings ,and liberty bodices so we don't run out over Xmas.Either that or she is shopping for a party frock for the Biddy Bash !

[woofgang]

not good at electrics but good with liveners (passes round crate of brown ale with bottle opener tied onto crate with a bit of tatty string) Cheers and here's to Peri's birthrday and to Biddies and Farts everywhere, especially the newcomers!

[netibiza]

yeah cheers to Peri - I'm laying off the al- key- hole today mustn't start fighting again.

[Robinia]

Oh cheers woofgang! Oops did that bottle top just hit you in eye? Sorry! You'll find an original glass eyebath in the brantub - not a glass eye bath neti no!

We're on track for 100 posts - do you think we'll get a telegram from ED?!

[netibiza]

We'll probably get a good telling orf and a banning. We are cheeky little biddybankers.

[VINNY100_2]

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Them lights on yet!

got me becks ready for tonight peri....( :)

you lot sound sloshed already...who's been drinking the .. o de cologne ...( :)

[woofgang]

now I am sure that Ed wouldn't ban us for a little seasonal fun....as a slap on the legs often offends ;-)

Here Ed, get you laughing gear around a brown ale...not like beer from your side of the pond is it??

[woofgang]

PS, don't lose the eyebath, those glass ones are collectors items now

[Robinia]

I had to get a man in to fix it Vinny & he's condemned ya xmas lights. He wanted danger money so I poured him a tot of neti's sample & he's on the roof now doing a Santa impression in your spare beard.

[woofgang]

no! No! (shouts up to man on roof) those curly wire bits either side of the beard go over your ears....oh well each to his own....

[woofgang]

can somone report my post so the Ed gets an ale before they all go please?

[VINNY100_2]

That aint me spare beard..! thats netti's...meringue for peri's party...hope he hasnt dribbled over it....( :)

for peri...

here

[VINNY100_2]

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