BiddyGrotto

[Robinia]

It seems we're not getting any changes on AB 'til after xmas so I've set up a grotto for us. Sorry it's a bit like a scene from Great Expectations but I've sprayed a few cobwebs silver & blown the dust off me doileys so please come in & sit down.
What do all the biddies/grumps want to find in their wrinkly stockings this year then? Do you like all this festivity or will you be the grumpy gran/grandpa from hell this year?
Please feel free to take a present out of the bran tub as you leave by the way. Contents may be unidentifiable....oops sorry...be varied.

[jno]

ah, love the helicopter landing pad on top Vinny, when danger approaches you'll be able to get your chopper out and soar away with Biddies clinging on. Like the evacuation of Saigon.

[shaneystar2]

I have to say Vinny's shack looks very nice..could just dive in that water right now..It looks warm and inviting !

I hope they are not going to close us down. Mind you by the tone of one or two 'em I think this is what they would like to see. They seem to have a grudge against people chatting .
Perhaps when ED comes back we will have a whole new look.
I don't think they should have shut CB down either Neti..it just needed someone to keep a closer eye on things,that was all.
In spite of your liver salts and coffee I still feel as rough as a bear's bottom!!.

[shaneystar2]

I hope Vinny's chopper will be big enough for all of us Jno !!
Did you mean that post to have a double meaning...No?
I'll get my coat !

[netibiza]

If I see Vinny get his chopper out there'll be trouble!!

[VINNY100_2]

jno........!!!you leading me astray again..lol..im sure jno will help me out if me choppers not big enough....(Robinia takes one look and has a fit...read jno's post first He He..)( :))))))))))

[VINNY100_2]

Hope i dont get in trouble for this photo of me chopper(jno started it ed)come on Biddys ...anybody want a ride...(:)

willy

[netibiza]

that's a beautiful chopper Vinny - can I sit on it please??? hops exicitedly on one foot.

[Robinia]

........tut.......so the first thing I see when I get here is a red willy.......

love your extension neti but Vinny's looks far more inviting to me......why is this place turning into a Carry On script???..............I'm packed and on my way.....

burning-rubber

[jno]

AB Ed seems to have popped by here - I invited her in for a cuppa and some Harpic if that's ok.

[Robinia]

.....but can we be sure that is the real Ed? s/he has been impostererered before....:-/

[Robinia]

aha....there's a different post at the top of CB page1 - so things appear to be moving then.....

Stand by your beds biddies....ripping Vinny's mucky posters down.... sweeping tinnies into the corner & covering 'em with neti's tartan blanket......ugh, I'm not touching those.....stuffs offending items in shaney's trolley with coal tongs......

.........ready for inspection.......

[jno]

erk, someone please get rid of my, er, er, protective evening dress

[Robinia]

.......eeeek!! forgot about that.......there seem to be a few missing.........???? all the pink ones actually.....
ooooer it won't squash down it's all sort of erm, bouncy.
quick jno sit on the blanket box lid to hold it down.... & whatever you do don't stand up.....

[netibiza]

If memory serves me right don't you have to flush those dresses away???

[Robinia]

well I'm not doing the explaining when all the lavs on AB are bunged up......

[netibiza]

well Robinia twould make a change from all the crap that bunging up AB at present (not ourselves, we are intelligent and wise and sagacious).

[jno]

you could inflate them all and let it fly away to Jupiter or somewhere, but I haven't that much puff these last 20 years

[netibiza]

................or much use for those dresses eh??