AB Ed's part-time job

[jno]

Ever wondered what AB Ed did in her spare time? Me too... until I was wandering in the bazaars of Damascus the other day and saw <A target='_blank' href=&quot;http://img328.imageshack.us/my.php?image=abed7yt.jpg& ;quot;>this</A>. Crafty, eh?

[Jude123]

Hello again. Robinia not heard anything about Birds. I thought it hadn't been long since it was made over. Perhaps it's just a promo' for the Telegraph.

I don't tan very well in fact I don't sunbathe very much now. Usually put factor '101' on when I do! I once tried fake tan for my legs and they went a bright streaky orange - never again! :o)

[gessoo]

Forgot to say afternoon to Jude.

[Jude123]

Didn't turn out like this

[Jude123]

hi gessoo

[jno]

Jude you left your wig out in the sun

[gessoo]

Jude, I don't tan well either and use a very high factor suncream. That Johnsons Holiday Skin doesn't streak or go orange. It is a moisturiser with added fake tan and is really good. I get the light one. It's not expensive - about �4.50 I think. It doesn't give you a deep tan, but certainly makes you look a healthy colour. At least I won't look like a great white shark when I go swimming this evening! A whale perhaps but not a great white shark!

[Jude123]

Thanks Gessoo I'll have to give that a try.

[Robinia]

lol again jno - you're on form today, you must be feeling better.....? I did think it might be a robinia but forgot to ask, you've some lovely colour there.

I don't tan well either Jude & I did actually manage to make my legs almost lurid orange last year with some 'no streaks' bronzer.......can't remember which one it was but neti said she'd found it to be rubbish too. The one I've just bought is the Soltan one, on offer at �3.49 at the mo. It's a gradual one like the Johnsons one but they didn't have that one.
I'll probably end up more Cleethorpes than Caribbean....or like

this - I've got the knobbly knees....

[Jude123]

Lol Jno Many years ago I used to have my hair like Susan St. James. Dark at the back and thin blonde edges at the front. Do you remember her, she was in a 'detective thing' with Rock Hudson!.

[Robinia]

*toooooooo many 'ones' in that post - I'm a right one :o)

[VINNY100_2]

Afternoon Biddys.....jude pops round to see her daughter...hehe....

vibrate as you go

netti...its ready....!!

yo jno's tree, spots two men with saws approaching.....!

(:)

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[VINNY100_2]

The little ole lady...

A little old lady, well into her eighties, slowly enters the door of
an erotic sex shop. Obviously totally unstable on her feet, she
shakily hobbles the few feet across the store to the counter.

Finally arriving at the counter and grabbing it for support, she asks:

"Ddddooo youuuu hhhave dddddildosss?'

The assistant, politely but ernestly holding himself replies,
"Yes we do many models in fact. "

To this the old woman asked, "Ddddddooo yyyouuuu hhhave aaa bbblackk
ooone tttenn inchessss lllong aaandd abbouttt tttwoo iinnchesss
thththiiickkk?"

Assistant: "Yes"

"Ccccccannnnn yyyyouuuu tttellll mmmmmeeee hhhhowwww tttttoooo
tttturrrnnnn ttttheeee fffffuuc-ccckkkkkkingggg tthingggggg offfffff

[VINNY100_2]

Whoops...forgot jno's tree...hehe...(:)

haha

[netibiza]

Robinia that tan was Ambre Solaire all over spray and even the wet wipes of it were dreadful. I'm looking for that one you've just bought but don't think it's over here yet, or else I want the Holiday skin by Johnsons.

[netibiza]

Vinny I can see the tree but not the granny vibrator.

[VINNY100_2]

lol netti.....hahaha...im peeing meself laughing here...(:)

[Jude123]

Oh Vinny lol you slay me! Where do you find them all.(I wish I had a daughter to talk to).

[jno]

yes Robinia feeling much improved thank you, my foot all creped up. But not yet fit to go back to work so am spending too much time at home on the computer. I expect to be back at the coalface on Good Friday. Meantime I've got homer stalking me round AB Suggestions... really, I think he fancies me <bats eyelashes and backcombs blue hair> I can't post an answer without him leaping in and demanding to know if I'm AB Ed in disguise.

[Robinia]

there you go jno - give that whippersnapper a squirt of this Flit, that'll cool him down a bit. Love the blue barnet btw

Vincent!!

neti - Vinny's being naughty as usual

[netibiza]

I know robinia but what can I do???