To go back to being thirty, when i was in my physical prime and didn't wake up in the morning full of ache's & pains, and could have a skinfull of ale and not have a raging headache the following morning, to make love for hours on end without going floppy, to walk on the beach without holding my stomach in when passing a young woman, oh yes to be thirty again, that would be my wish.
.....for the object of my affections to suddenly realise true love has been staring him in the face for months now, and its time to tell me that he feels exactly the same way as me!
Then the ability to be competent with every musical instrument on Earth, the ability to invent a few more, and the ability to be competent at those too.
Then a staggeringly huge jaffa cake.....
Sorry, Scarlett, but you just didn't put that clause in did you?
a simple man was given three wishes, he asked fo a a pint of beer that fills itself when empty, his wish is granted, he drinks the pint and then it tops itself back up, cool he says, you have two wishes remaining, what do you want, he was asked...
great i'll have two more of these