Toilet Facilitie

[Lady Muck]

I suggest AB needs some toilet facilities. I'm desperate to go and there's no where available.

There will be a random, useless suggestion for everyday that China Doll is held captive. You have been warned.

Artist Formerly Known As
China Doll

[China Doll]

Ok, now I'm definitely going to be ill!

[cambus]

If you have a strong pair of legs, it should be no problem.
Just watch and learn!

[China Doll]

I concede defeat!

Also I don't think my ego can take any more, I'm in danger of getting a big head with the high esteem I'm held in on this thread! ;0)

[cambus]

Well its either that, or you sit in your kennel all day eating it.

[China Doll]

Stopitstopitstopitstopitstopit!!!!!!!!!!

[cambus]

I'm off to take the dog for a walk, mine usually fills a bin bag!

[China Doll]

And people wonder why I'm a cat person?!

[jno]

who's that, cambus, your wife? You could probably get an Arts Council grant to train her to carry her own bin bag, you know.

[China Doll]

You lot are mean, I'm going over there >>> in the corner to cry.

[cambus]

No bin bag required jno. She has been commissioned to deposit her droppings in a small copse, something to do with natures changing landscape and the variety of colours.
China will also be on hand, flouncing her way through the mess, sorry rich tapestry, her tiny feet producing the desired effect.

[China Doll]

I'm going to be expecting flowers and an apology at this rate.

[jno]

my oh my, look at this headline, there's hope yet

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/south_asia/70 93422.stm

[jno]

cats, on the other hand...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/dorset/7092 301.stm

[cambus]

Flowers on the way.
Unfortunately redcrx chopped the heads off in a fit of temper, but the stems are still fresh.

[China Doll]

Excellent work jno... And like the cat I quite often go out at night and expect to be picked up at the same spot too.

You flirting again cambus? Think you should be the one on a leash!

[China Doll]

http://www.theanswerbank.co.uk/Society-and-Cul ture/Religion-and-Spirituality/Question480920. html

[cambus]

Stop firing bullets. I hope Naomi kicks and scratches!

[China Doll]

Where are my flowers and I'll behave?

[jno]

they're here, but I haven't been able to get them through the door

http://www.distantcreations.com/blog/wp-conten t/uploads/2007/07/_42453058_bigplant416ap.jpg

[China Doll]

That's a very big... stem.