Toilet Facilitie

[Lady Muck]

I suggest AB needs some toilet facilities. I'm desperate to go and there's no where available.

There will be a random, useless suggestion for everyday that China Doll is held captive. You have been warned.

Artist Formerly Known As
China Doll

[B00]

Look missy, you've been told- there's the bucket, it's for your bathroom needs.

Aint our fault you think you're too high and mighty to use it. You've commited the crime, now do the time....


legs it >>>>

[Lady Muck]

Pah... I'm not muddling in with the rest of you riff raf!

[ruby27]

Sententiously points out that if you hadn't committed some heinous crime you wouldn't be imprisoned. You must face your punishment with dignity and refrain from mentioning such unladylike subjects.

You will never get married until you are more refined, and an unmarried woman is an object of great pity, or would be if I could bring myself to be sympathetic rather than condemning.

[Lady Muck]

Married?! Are you trying to give me a heart attack?!!

But this time I really am innocent!!

[ruby27]

What about cambus. You are not standing him up are you?

[Gromit]

A useless suggestion for every day in gaol.

You must have weeks of credit then,.luv.

[cambus]

Ruby, its all off, this was the last straw!

[Lady Muck]

What do you mean it's all off?! I've booked the vicar! Pah... fine, I'll get me shot gun....

Groms - That was because I said you didn't deserve nominating isn't it? Sighs I knew you'd get me back!

[China Doll]

I knew my random suggestions would get to them... Told you I was 'ard... ahem.

[jno]

ooh, China Doll is free! Prepare the red carpet for her return... flourish of strumpets...

[ruby27]

cambus

I don't blame you, she is not really the type you want. You probably want someone who would be loyal, faithful, look up to you and be enjoyable to cuddle. Rather like my dog.

[China Doll]

jno - They'll be no flourishing of anyones strumpets thank you, this is a family site.

What about puppy dog eyes rubes? I can do those. Besides, at 5'6 there's not many blokes in this world I don't have to look up to!

[ruby27]

I am sure the eyes will work

Just so you know what is required to compete with a dog.

Do you have a silky fur and do you like rolling on your back and having your tummy tickled?

[4GS]

A bit of cleavage never goes amiss either China

[China Doll]

I have a hairy back and a big wet nose yes.

Clevage? How very dare you!

[jno]

If you are in the habit of smelling other people's bottoms, I am reliably informed that potential husbands often consider this a turn-off. Also, you should not expect them to follow you into the park with a plastic bag.

[China Doll]

And with that mental image I think I shall now go and throw up. Cheers jno!

[cambus]

Ruby, cant find an extending lead long enough for her.
She will have to have a choker and muzzled!

[China Doll]

Well that should help with the bum sniffing too but according to jno you'll still have to walk behind me with a plastic bag.

[cambus]

If I let you loose, can you bury it somewhere?