Monet ::Van Gogh:: Renoir.((*_*))

[VINNY100_2]

Dear ED. could you put some Paintings up on the blank page while we are waiting for it to change.I quite like the Cafe Terrace On The Place Du Forum.(:O)

[shaneystar2]

I may try and fit something in later in the year when I meet up with my old school chums .We usually end up at the V&A .Mind you I've been wandering round the V&A on and off for years and don't think I have seen all of it .They usually have something on too.My friends are partial to a bit Roman lechery so that would be good .
I don't think my funds will allow a stay at the Ritz ,although I did have tea there once ,and since Lampwick ran orf with the Bentley it looks as if I still have time to get a degree in train ticket booking .
Lovely day here ..the heatwave has arrived .Time for a book and a cuppa in the nook ..Toodlepip .

[Robinia]

Who needs museums when there are fusties like us around? I think the contents of swetimoto's closet would draw quite a crowd...

<haarrrummmph>....I might have guessed that''s where my heat & sunlight had gone. Lolling outside we were <whispers> with bare legs...well mine are bare, Charlie has the usual hairy ones...or is it the other way around? Anyway, it's gawn all dull but it's still warm so I'll be back off into the garden with me Ladybird book of British History...it's handy for swatting flies...

[Robinia]

well charmed I'm sure...I was sitting dans le jardin minding my own sudoku business & a big wedge of bread & butter dropped on me....hahahaha....it must have been one of Vin's sh1tehawks on it's way to Sweden where's there's a woman who's probably a shadow of her former self by now.

[swedeheart]

Dawgs, hi. There's no place like home is there. The better part of my stay was spent being verbally abused by a Wii Fit balance board calling me fat and unbalanced, and - worst of all - compared to my friend and her family who were labelled Rocket Fire, Muscle Legend, Roaring Fire and so on, I was given the epithet Dwindling Fire...! (Is that like my Indian name?) But had a lovely time nonetheless...

ginger boy

edith piaf? and girl kitten

horses!

Now, let me just unpack my morse decoder...

[jno]

Dwindling Fire, sounds like my porn star name... now, Kit, remember, don't eat the kitten... ugghhh, nasty kitten, tastes horrible... just put the kitten down and step slowly back...

[Robinia]

hey speak of the devil...hi Kit, welcome home! (can't stop laughing at jno ...it's the horse I'm more worried about) Lovely pics.....now go away & come back when you're old enough to be in here.....tut. Hope you enjoyed your change of scenery, did you bring a kitten back? sorry it's a bit empty in here, if I'd known I'd have called rent a crowd
oh there is one, shaney had srdns on tst again for tea

[VINNY100_2]

Evening Peeps...
hope's her morse decoder dont work...ermmm.!! sorry i didnt say byeeees but I drew me eye on saturday,went to post it...and nuthing.dead as a dodo it was..phoned up talk talk..who i aint talkin to....and after trying out several things,he suggested i pull the phone cable out and then put it in again...hang on a mo..i said if I pulls that out,I cant talk to you no more..? he says your have to call me back..so i told him to go and stick it where the sun dont shine.Lo and behold ,comes back tonight and the bu66ers working...it was there fault all along...barstewards..!!!
bloody hot in london....a bit like the price of beer.the robbing gits..! I thought Dick turpin wuz brown bread...tut.any old hows...hope yer all keeping fine.Will remember the bits i forgot later...but this poor boy needs a drink...later dudes...(:O)yo

[shaneystar2]

You are definitely psychic Robinia I have just eaten a tin of sdns ,but your cosmic powers have the tst wrong .I mashed 'em up in a sarnie with toms !
Hi Kit hope you had a good time .Lovely pictures .

[Robinia]

oh they're all piling in now...yo Vin welcome back to yoo too....<good thing he's too krackered to notice we haven't cleaned up in here...>
well I hope they were the posh sknlss bnless ones shaney ...come the winter & the gas & leccy bills I'll be raiding the neighbour's cat's bowl :o)

[VINNY100_2]

OI..!
nobodys cleaned up in er...(:O)

[shaneystar2]

Ooh Vinny wasn't there when I posted .He snuck in very quietly .I hope he hasn't been causing havoc in London .I did send a friend to keep an eye on him though .
Of course they were the posh sknlss bnless ones Robinia but come the winter I shall probably be ditching them in favour of Whiskas .))

[VINNY100_2]

Now i was waiting fer a train and i just finnished me feta greeek style sarny,and i was looking fer a bin...and i asked the porter ♫with the looking glass eyes..now he's gone..♫ where's the bin..he says to many terrioisstss..i know me sarnies are good.but they aint explosive..hehe..! I was walking through chelsea and this copper crabbed this bottle of wine frum this guy and poured it down the drain...? i knows iz be tick..but wats that all about...got it..! must have broken the local by-law..you cant drink cheap vino in chelsea...it lowers the tone...it tuz....nw where wuz i be>>>they aint arf thick up there..I asked fer a whiskey.and he said that will be a gold watch then?? must be that there air..((*)_*))

[VINNY100_2]

erm..bed is fer wimps tiz.! bu66er this..im going in me garden ta say hello to me hedgehogs..they live under me decking. They love me music....yo and byeeee catch yer later xx (((*_*)))

[swedeheart]

i see they've been cleaning windows commando again... when will they ever forget i said pants when i meant trousers... tidal waves in america 'cos i bathe in dog lake... neti an african princess...jno a dwindling porn star... ain't no doubt about it: i'm entering biddy land!

I'll have you know I did not eat any horses, Robinia, there were three of them when I arrived and four of them when I left, so there. Or, to be precise, just a few hours after I left. There were two mares and a foal which was ten days old when I arrived, and the other mare was due to foal any day or any week. As it turned out it happened late in the evening after I had left in the afternoon. Darn horse.

Carewise my friend and her family don't have too much to do with the horses, but another friend of theirs, who's a horse whisperer/horse rehabilitator, is living there too, with her three kids, three dogs and four horses... and my friend and her husband are financially involved in the rehabilitation business.

Yo Vinny here's a little something to excite the hedgehogs

Nitie nite if anyone's still up!

[netibiza]

Hail, hail the Gang's all here.

Dolly, have you had your Black Wednesday over there, and if so I hope you are feeling OK and have had a good meal now.

Daughter's gone now, keyboard all sticky, house a mess, she's like a whirling dervish. clothes everywhere, so this pm a big clean up.

Welcome back swedie and El Vin.

Shaney I thought Lampwick had run orf with my George not your Bentley. Any signs of either of them?

Hello to Robi, jno, jude, marm and woofy not to forget youse!

Damned hot here again!

[Robinia]

<LOUD clattering of pots....>...
♫♫dummm de dummm.....♫♫
<I'll just have a whizz around in here before it gets too hot....what's in this bottle? just some cheap plonk made in N. Yorkshire....eh?.... I'll pour it down the sink, it's 3 years old anyway, tut....music that's what we need, nice 'n loud so I can hear it over the vac....

YO!

[Robinia]

oh hello, while you're here neti and in erm....that state of undress.... you can clean the windows....

no shame some folks.........

[netibiza]

<< neti's zooms rapidly out of sight.........>>

[swedeheart]

♪ ♫ i can see clearly now the rain is gone ♫ ♪ ♪ ...love that one... it's so hot here all I want to do is sit around listening to it all day - hope to get dressed before the stores close though, I crave halloumi. We had it at my friend's but I haven't had enough of it yet, it's good, summery food. And her husband made a nettle soup I could have married him for. As a matter of fact he did call out to me at one time asking if I wanted to see some striptease, but it turned out he was just watching Sparks on YouTube - tut!

♪ ♫ i can see clearly now the windows- ...hang on, Rab, Shugh and Charlie have volunteered to clean the windows erm... doggy style And they're not wearing pants or trousers so stop picking on me, ha ha. Looking back I guess I should have learned the difference between American "pants" and British ones when I heard Robbie Williams refer(on Parkinson was it?) to his residence as Pants Downs Palace... Just think what a lot of window cleaning they must be getting done...!

Now, about that wii fit balance board I mentioned yesterday... sarcastic as this clip may be, Wii Fit still is addictive. Never thought I'd say that about physical exercise. I recommend it with all my heart and hope to get one while I still can reach its power button. Just have to get a new teve first... I bought mine used in 1989... but listen biddies I really really really mean it - get yourselves the board, this is one invention which will make a lot of difference in a lot of people's lives.

[VINNY100_2]

Bloomin hot out there Phew..!
Right,i said clear this bloody place up.NOW...hehe...well you did say you like me when im angry robinia. suggs ..(:O)erm...just googled earth over ibiza and they put a ban on it.? is someone cleaning their windows with no knickers on again...hahaha.my holiday snaps.yo1 yo2 yo4
(:O)