3 of our ABers

[moonraker558]

Three old lady ABers are sitting in a cafe, chatting about various things. when TTFN says, "You know, I'm getting really forgetful. This morning, I was standing at the top of the stairs, and I couldn't remember whether I had just come up or was about to go down." BOBBISOX says, "You think that's bad? The other day, I was sitting on the edge of my bed and I couldn't remember whether I was going to sleep or had just woken up!" ALBA smiles smugly, "Well, my memory is just as good as it's always been, knock on wood," she says as she raps on the table. Then with a startled look on her face, she asks, "Who's there?"

[joggerjayne]

Very good.

=0)

[WELSHYORKIE]

Moonie - I think your days may be numbered.

[albaqwerty]

having just dried me eyes, OMG a keyboard I see in front of me!!

That was brilliant moonie but wait til ttfn and bobbi get on your case :)

I'll be chuckling all day now, thanks xxxxxx

[waterboatman]

Why does the word 'suicide' come to mind? :-}

[moonraker558]

Ahem..........Good morning WBM it is a bit quiet on here today.

[boxtops]

Phew, moony, you are risking it, calling people elderly....! ;-)

Good'un, though!

[Bobbisox]

ha-ha bloody brilliant moonie, so funny ;-)

[wendilla]

Had to have a nosey. Brilliant.

[ttfn]

<<ttfn writes shopping list>>

Eye of newt
Toe of frog
Wool of bat
Tongue of dog
Adder's fork
Blind-worm's sting
Lizard's leg
Howlet's wing

Good morning moonie ;o)

[boxtops]

where do you get your howlets, ttfn? I've run out.

[albaqwerty]

my shop's run out of wool of bat, could you please get some for me ttfn? xx

[tiggerblue10]

Lol

[ttfn]

Howletts Zoo, boxy.
np alba
I would use the Optrex if I could remember where last I left it ...

[albaqwerty]

It's either upstairs or downstairs or somewhere in the middle :D

[boxtops]

LOL ttfn, that's only just up the road from me, I'll climb over the fence tonight.

[JonnyBoy12]

Do your letters stand for anything, ttfn?

[ttfn]

They most certainly are Jonny - 'Ta ta for now', 'twas a catchphrase from a very ancient comedy radio programme ☺. Here you go
http://en.wikipedia.o...i/It's_That_Man_Again

[lady-janine]

laughed more at ttfn's shopping list than moonie's joke.
ttfn brilliant.
you must be gert or daisy