An Australian love poem

[starone]

(Who said Australians weren't romantic?)

Of course I love ya darlin
You're a bloody top-notch bird
And when I say you're gorgeous
I mean every single word.
So ya bum is on the big side
I don't mind a bit of flab
It means that when I'm ready
There's somethin there to grab.
So your belly isn't flat no more
I tell ya, I don't care
So long as when I cuddle ya
I can get my arms round there.
No Sheila who is your age
Has nice round perky breasts
Yours just gave in to gravity
But I know ya did ya best.
I'm tellin' ya the truth now
I never tell ya lies
I think it’s very sexy, that
You've got dimples on ya thighs.
I swear on me nanna's grave now
The moment that we met
I thought you was as good
As I was ever gonna get.
No matter what you look like
I'll always love ya dear
Now shut up while the cricket's on
And fetch another beer.

[Jemisa]

Funnily enough starbi I heard this one last week & had it on mu list to post, You beat me to it. It is a good un tho, LOL.

jem

[starone]

They go round and round jem. I always read the most recent ones before I post just in case someone else has got there before me.

[heathfield]

As I heard it, the last few lines were...

No matter wot ya look like
I'll always love ya dear
Now shut up, let me concentrate
And give you a good shear!!

[tenrec]

Great!

[marval]

Have heard it before, love it though

[emmie]

brings back some memories....