This to me is like my desert island discs question, narrowing fav records down to 8 was an impossibility - One book and author would be impossible for me, as my fav changes with my mood. I love Keith Waterhouse's Maggie Muggins, Office Life, Bimbo, and I also love Tom Sharpe, any of them - JP Donleavy The Ginger Man, any of the vet boos by James Herriot, or Police books by Harry Cole, for a fright I like James Herbert or Steven King. At the moment I'm reading Fear Nothing by Dean Koonz - it's a little bit different and I recommend it.