Some Smiles...

[Jemisa]

Paul McCartney poem-: We lay upon the grassy bank, my hands were all a
quiver, I slowly undid her suspender belt and her leg fell in the river.
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It's important to keep fit as you get older, my granny started walking 5
kilometres a day when she was 60. Today she's 97 and we don't know where
the hell she is!
>>>>>>>>>>

Tampax have replaced the string on their tampons with a piece of
tinsel.... They say it's only for the Christmas period.
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Two newly weds turn up at a hotel and ask for the honeymoon suite, the
receptionist asks 'do you have reservations?' The bride answers 'Yes, I
won't take it up the ar**'!

[pixie373]

Brilliant :-)

[Psybbo]

LOL Jemisa you are one heck of a lady, thank you for the smiles xx

[sunny-dave]

Love the McCartney one :)

Actually they are all good :)))

[excelsior-1]

heather mills is trying to extort more settlement money from him again, through the court

but i don't think she's got a leg to stand on

[flump1]

Great ones there Jem....you seem to know when we need a smile xx

[marval]

That really put a smile on my face, thank you Jem.